Keith Richards: `I Snorted My Father'
Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all.
The 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine. Snorting the dead....Now there's a fad I see all kinds of druggies rushing toward...Going to the crematorium to get their fix....
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.
He said he couldn't rseist grinding him up and mixing him with some blow...And that it went down pretty well...
Kids...Don't do drugs and don't snort your dead relatives...It's just freakin weird...
Keith looks like the walking dead anyway...the grim reaper is even afraid of him...