Causing a news fury, Gov. Mark Sanford, reappeared after a mysterious absence of a few days to blubber all in a televised interview/confession about having an extramarital affair.
Those Pubs can sure turn on the waterworks whenever they get caught with their trousers down around their ankles or their fingers in the till.
Running for governor of South Carolina on a
“family values” platform, Sanford is just another in a long line of hypocritical “non-family values” Republicans forced to make a
public confession of adultery or some other sexual infidelity, and beg forgiveness from everyone in the universe including their pets.
It’s bad enough he couldn’t keep it zipped, but an affair with a woman from Argentina? He couldn’t keep it local? That would have made it a lot easier for the press to interview her, but he wouldn't have earned as many frequent flier miles.
Talk about outsourcing. That’s got to be outsourcing to the max, or would it be in-and-out-sourcing?